π΅π¬ Saturday Breakfast Blues at The Edge Cafe
β The Only Redeeming Features That View π Floor-to-ceiling windows framing the Coral Sea Aircon actually working (minor miracle) Jazz playlist almost drowning out the generator hum The Croissant π₯ Shockingly decent (probably frozen, but hey) Served with real butter (not the usual margarine crime) The Coffee οΏ½ Single-origin PNG beans roasted weekly Baristas who remember expats' orders (even if they forget how to poach eggs) π¨ Breakfast Crimes Against Humanity "Avocado Smash" that's really avocado assault (brown, stringy, suspiciously refrigerated) π‘ Survival Strategies β Carb-load before arriving (their pastries won't betray you) β Sit facing the ocean (so you don't see the kitchen) β Order like a local β "Long black, extra strong. Just the croissant. NO, not the jam." #MoresbyBrunch #LowerYourExpectations #ViewsOverFood