🇺🇸 Detroit Speedrun: Henry Ford Museum in 4 Hours! ⚡

🛬 Landing to Museum Dash ✈️ Flight ETA: 12:35 PM @ DTW 🚌 Cheap Thrills: SMART Bus #216 ($2, 4hr window) → Empty seats, driver waved me through! Uber Backup: Worth it for *28-inch luggage struggles*. 💸 RIP $6: DAX bus ticket expired unused (non-refundable, meow). 🏛️ Henry Ford Museum (Closes 5PM!) 🎟️ Ticket: $36 (skip lines, buy online). 🛄 Luggage: Free front desk check (they’ll tag it!). 🚗 Highlights: JFK’s assassination limo Rosa Parks’ bus Vintage planes, cars, and weird Americana ⏳ Reality Check: 2 hours = only 50% explored. 🍔 Food & Sleep (The Struggle) 🍔 Meal: Mystery burger @ 1031 Mason St bus stop (tasted like regret). 🏡 Airbnb: $958/night, spacious but paper-thin walls (heard upstairs shower karaoke 🎤). 🤔 Hotel Hack? Try Hotwire for last-minute deals—*2k/night is criminal*. #DetroitHustle #MuseumMarathon #BudgetTravelWoes 🏃♂️💨