🇺🇸 Downtown Detroit Landmark Tour with My Parrot 🦜
⚾ Baseball & Bronze Tigers Brought my parrot Jindou to meet Detroit’s iconic Comerica Park tiger statue (he approved! 🐯). Despite rumors, downtown felt safe and lively—cops patrolling everywhere, clean streets, and way fewer homeless folks than Chicago. 📍 Ultra-Efficient Landmark Crawl All major sights are within 5 blocks: 1️⃣ Spirit of Detroit ✊ (glowing green god statue) 2️⃣ Guardian Building 🏛️ (peek inside the rainbow ceiling lobby) 3️⃣ KAWS “Waiting” Sculpture 🤖 (instagram gold) 4️⃣ Detroit “Door Frame” 🚪 (skyline photo op!) Pro tip: Drive + park—spots are $10 and 1 min from each landmark! 🍜 Noodle Break: AH HA! Oil-Splashed Noodles 🌶️ = chef’s kiss Sour Soup Noodles 🍜 = tangy perfection (Jindou stole a noodle—no regrets) 🦜 Parrot-Approved Verdict Detroit > expectations! Safe, walkable, and oddly charming. #DetroitWithPets #MotorCityAdventures #KAWSAndCoffee 📸✨