🇺🇸 San Diego Attraction Review (Unfiltered Edition!)

🏖️ Black’s Beach ⭐️⭐️ Pros: Pretty ocean views. Cons: Steep AF hike down/up (even non-lazy people gasped). Clothing-optional = mostly... enthusiastic older gentlemen. 0/10 for photos (sand + sweat = no). 🦭 La Jolla ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Must-dos: MCA San Diego’s oceanfront walk (even sans selfies). Seal stench = real, but views > smells. Parking hack: Circle like a shark—spots do exist! 🏝️ Coronado Island ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Chill vibes: Hotel Del’s gardens = peak relaxation. Cucumber-lime popsicle = life-saving after sunbathing. 🐘 San Diego Zoo ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Highlights: Adorable merch (lion keychain = instant buy). 3-hour sweet spot—not too big, not too small. Park early: 8:30AM = empty; 1PM = war zone. #SanDiegoTravel #HonestReviews #BeachProblems #ZooLover #CaliforniaDreaming