4-Hour Marathon at Regina's Biggest Mall - Survival Guide 😅🛍️

When your ride bails and you're stuck at Cornwall Centre for 4.5 hours... here's what goes down: 🚨 Downtown Vibes • Outside: Druggies galore (zombie walks, glazed eyes - classic Regina downtown) • Inside: Safe but sleepy - think "prairie mall energy" 🛍️ The Shopping Snoozefest • Two floors of meh (H&M, Garage, AE - you know the drill) • 30% stores = ghost towns 👻 • Bath & Body Works: Our olfactory playground (10/10 scents, 0/10 for headaches after) 🍜 Food Court Highlights • My Thai beef noodles = 🔥 • Foreign friend's "Canadian adventure": First time trying bubble tea (thought pearls came standard 😂) Got a sad pearl-less milk tea with tiny straw = ultimate betrayal Refused to be photographed in her grief 📸🚫 🛋️ Furniture Store Escape • Found the comfiest couch (temporary salvation!) • Overeager staff circle like vultures (we fled in guilt) 🐻 Claw Machine Scam Alert • $3/play (≈¥15!!) • Spoiler: We lost (obviously) 💡 Final Verdict For Regina? It's something. Would I go back? Only if kidnapped. #ReginaLife #PrairieProblems #MallRat #BubbleTeaFail #CanadianMallCulture #RetailTherapyGoneWrong