8 Days, 3kg Heavier! Russia’s Tastiest Restaurants (Tested & Approved)

Korchma Taras Bulla 💛💛💛💛💛 (Ukrainian) Vibe: Folky, immersive decor – perfect first meal in Moscow! Order: Roast pork, grilled veggies, crispy potato shreds salad. Russian McDonald’s 💛💛💛💛 (Fast Food) Survival Pick: Beef burgers (huge!). Skip wraps – trust us. Verdict: “Best of a bad lot” in the fast-food desert. Russian KFC 💛💛 (Fast Food) Straight Up: Not a single edible item. Sad chicken. The Bull 💛💛💛💛 (Budget Western) Decent: 400 RUB dishes. Not mind-blowing, but fair for the price. Varenichnaya 💛💛💛💛 (Russian) Meh: Dumplings dominate the menu, but they’re forgettable. Russkiy Dvorik 💛💛💛💛💛 (400-year-old Russian in Sergiev Posad) Legendary: Across from Trinity Monastery. Zero misses – historic flavors done right! Torro Grill 💛💛💛💛💛 (Steakhouse) Fire: Perfect medium-rare skirt steak with spicy rub. Crispy potato wedges = addiction. 22cm Pizza 💛💛💛💛💛 (Wood-Fired) No-Fail: Classic Margherita + potato croquettes. Simple, flawless. Grebeshki 💛💛💛💛💛 (Seafood) Splurge: Whole steamed king crab with 4 dips. Bread basket = chef’s kiss. Oh! Cuba 💛💛💛 (Cuban) Skip: Bland, underwhelming. Photos lie. Suliko 💛💛💛💛💛 (Georgian) Hidden Gem: 10+ beef stews in clay pots. Lamb chops = tender heaven. City Grill 💛💛💛💛💛 (Burgers) MVP: Creative burgers (¥20-40). Bold flavors, open kitchen, premium beef. Bloody Lesson Learned 💀 AVOID CHICKEN IN RUSSIA! We tried – every place failed. Blame the sad poultry supply. #RussiaTravel #MoscowEats #StPeteFood #FoodieFails #CrabLovers #GeorgianFeast #TravelWeightGain