đ· A Neighborhood Gem with Scallops That Bounce
Urdaneta, tucked in a residential area, feels like stepping into a Spanish corner bodega the second you walk inâwooden tables squeezed just right, flamenco posters on the walls, Spanish laughter mixing with wine aromas. Itâs easy to forget youâre in a Portland neighborhood. But these tapas? Theyâre like a lucky dip: some make you want seconds, others make you quietly set down your fork⊠đ Hits Worth Ordering: Scallops and JamĂłn Steal the Show đŠȘ Seared Scallops: Tender Enough to Bounce This dish deserves all the hype! Scallops are seared with a slight char, and a gentle fork prod tells you how tender they areânot crisp-raw, but soft and springy, like âocean clouds.â The citrus sauce is genius: zesty fruitiness with a hint of fresh herbs, cutting through the scallopâs richness. Every bite feels like a little flavor fireworks show on your tongueâwe almost licked the plate clean of sauceïœ đ JamĂłn: Mild-Salty Goodness (But Knife Skills Need Work) The jamĂłn arrives with uneven, thick slices (chefâs knife skills are not great đȘ), but one bite and youâre hooked: itâs gently salt-cured, no heavy saltiness like the Costco whole legs. The meaty aroma has a nutty finish, with a faint milky sweetness that lingers. Pair it with crusty bread, and itâs amazingâif only the slicing were neater, itâd be perfect! â Misses & Letdowns: Skip the Oxtail, Octopus Wait Is Too Long đ„© Oxtail: A Texture & Flavor Fail The oxtail on the menu is a âwarning zoneâ! Itâs stewed tender, but the seasoning has a weird, off-putting sweet-tinged gaminessâlike forcing spices and organ flavors together. First bite had us king our brows, and we barely touched the rest. Seriously, save your stomach space. đœïž Appetizer Platter: Foie Gras, Morcilla, CrabâJust âMehâ The build-your-own starter platter (foie gras + morcilla + crab meat) is fine but forgettable: foie gras is creamy but cloying, morcilla has bold spices but lacks char, crab is sweet but sparse. Itâs âedible but not memorableââorder only if youâre curious. âł The Quirks: Octopus Wait Is a Dealbreaker, Portions Are Tiny The biggest drama? The grilled octopus legâwe came for it, but the server said âan hour wait.â Starving, we bailed (tapas are supposed to be quick bites, after all đ). Even wilder: portions arenât âsmallââtheyâre micro. Each plate is just enough for two to nibble once. But prices are friendly, so ordering a bunch works. We got full with 6 dishes, totaling ~$140ânot bad. Leaving as the sun slanted through the windows, red wine glinting amber in our glasses, we smiled. Even with the letdowns, that âhit-or-missâ vibe is part of tapasâ charmâlike wandering a Spanish street, never knowing what the next bite will bring. đ UrdanetaïŒLook for the little red door in the neighborhoodâfollow the street lamps, youâll find itïŒ #PortlandEats #SpanishTapas #FoodieFinds