🎉 Birthday Dinner Fail in Dublin 🇮🇪 (But Still a Happy Day!)
📍 FX Buckley Steakhouse – "World’s #6 Steakhouse"… or so they say. (Spoiler: My taste buds disagreed.) 🥩 The Hype vs. Reality: 🔥 Expectation: "Ireland’s ONLY steakhouse on the ‘World’s 101 Best’ list!" 🏆 😑 Reality: "More like #6 in overrated-ness." 🍽️ What We Ordered: 1️⃣ Porterhouse (T-Bone) Sharing Plate – Fillet (okay) + Sirloin (rubbery sadness) "Chewed for 10 mins like gum that lost its flavor." Sides: Salty mushrooms 🍄 + Unchewable green beans 🥦 + Sawdust fries 🍟 2️⃣ Starters (The Only Win): Oysters 🦪 – Zesty sauce saved them! Beef croquettes 🥘 – Small but mighty. 🎂 Silver Lining: "Still had cake, still got kisses, still a happy birthday!" 😘🍰 Lesson learned: Next year – Italian carbs over mediocre beef. 🍝 #DublinDisappointment #SteakOverrated #BirthdaySurvival #IrishFail #ButFirstCake