Boston Dining | The Only Dish Worth Ordering at Kaia 🥔

Let’s be real—this place is all about the potatoes. The rest? Meh. Here’s the brutally honest breakdown: 🍽️ WHAT TO ORDER (AND WHAT TO SKIP) 🥔 Potato Three Ways • Braised potato base + crispy onion chips + charcoal-dusted foam = the ONLY must-get. Why? Because nothing else competes. 🥒 Zucchini Chips Fried to perfection with seaweed sprinkle—light, crunchy, addictive. Runner-up dish. 🐙 Grilled Octopus ($32) One leg + two tentacles? LOL. For that price, I bought a whole octopus at Whole Foods after. 🛒💸 🦐 Prawn Overcooked + black yogurt sauce (??). Hard pass. 🍨 Baklava Reinvented Hollow crisp + yuzu gelato + pistachio cream = genius. Dessert saves the meal. 💡 THE REAL DEAL • Tiny menu = limited choices. • Pricey for what you get ($32 octopus, really?). • Vibe? Gorgeous. Food? Potatoes. Final Rating: 6/10 — Go for the ambiance, stay for the spuds. 🏠 Kaia 📍 370 Harrison Ave, Boston, MA 02118 #BostonEats #MediterraneanFood #OverpricedBoston #FoodieReality #BostonRestaurants #GreekFood #SouthendEats #PotatoLover