🍷 Calgary | Vintage Caffeine Co. Review 🥩

📍 Location: Downtown Calgary (easy parking, but expect some "DT ambiance" – aka the occasional homeless NPC spawn 👀) 🕖 Walk-in Success: Went on a weekday 7-8PM without reservations – got seated immediately! 🍽️ The Experience 🥩 Steak Selection Ritual: They bring out all the cuts for a full presentation – major points for drama! 🔪 What We Ordered: Porterhouse (Medium Rare): Tender and decent, but not mind-blowing. Honestly, I could cook this at home. (Sorry, chef!) Sides: Butter Corn 🌽: Weirdly off? Couldn’t place the flavor… Roasted Squash 🎃: Literally just squash. Zero seasoning. 🍞 "Complimentary" Bread : Tiny and tasted like it came from a food bank. Not worthy of the steak. 🍹 Cocktails: New York Sour : Delicious! …Until my friend stole it after one sip. 😤 Traveller’s Penicillin : Meh. Egg white foam left a faint weird aftertaste. 🐮 Beef Tartare : Over-salted, needed chips to balance it out. 💬 Final Verdict: 6.5/10 ✅ Good: Steak quality (but not exceptional) ❌ Meh: Sides, bread, one cocktail 💰 Value: At this price? Just go to Chairman’s Steakhouse instead. #CalgaryEats #SteakhouseReview #YYCFoodie #Overhyped #VintageVibes #CanadaLife