🎨 Dallas Museum of Art: A Maze of Masterpieces 🏛️

This place is massive! 🤯 Rooms organized by region and era—smart, but expect the usual crowd-pleasers. (Pro tip: Picasso’s cubist experiments hang near African masks. See the connections? 🌍) Star-Studded Collection: Don’t let the modern 1984 building fool you—this museum’s roots go back to 1903! 🏛️ The 2013 expansion adds sleek galleries, but the OG vibe lingers. Pet Peeve: Those beeping proximity alarms! 🚨 Step too close to a painting? BZZZT—instant awkwardness. RIP detailed brushstroke studies. 🖌️ Address: 1717 N Harwood St, Dallas, TX 75201 📍 Final Thoughts: A must-visit for art nerds, but prepare for security theater. 🎭 (Still, where else can you geek out over centuries of creativity in one afternoon?) 🌅 #ArtMuseum #DallasTX #CultureVulture