Exploring the Most Abstract Restaurant in the Universe, Slovakia

After traveling across five continents, this restaurant takes the cake for being so abstract I’m lost for words—truly in a league of its own. From the menu to the staff to the decor, every second had me thinking, "Is this real life?" 🚗The Parking Lot Fiasco The exterior decor is pure over-the-top drama. My friend joked we’d stumbled into a sinister inn from a wuxia novel 🏮. Little did we know, the mind-bending was just starting... ⚙️ The Doorway Game of Shame A spinning wheel greets you at the entrance, with punishments so wild even I (a self-proclaimed oddball) was shook 😱. One penalty? "Lose and you... interact with a horse." How does that even make sense?! 🔪 : Interior Nightmare Fuel Think medieval torture devices, fake corpses, animal taxidermy—yeah, my appetite vanished real quick 😵. The decor screams "edgy for the sake of edgy," but like... too much. 🦍 : Bathroom Horror Show Headed to the restroom, only to find the urinal screens playing videos of apes... doing that. My eyes are still burning 👁️💥. 🖕The Cursing Menu Words can’t describe how foul-mouthed this menu is. We were laughing (nervously) through ordering 🤬. Sample line: "Order this steak or die alone." 🥩: The Food (Surprisingly Decent) Steak was actually fire—huge portions, too. But then the waiter plopped a sticky rubber prop on our table for "comedy effect" 🤢. What even is that thing? 👺 The Staff Shenanigans Only one waiter spoke English, but the rest? Masters of chaos. They’d pretend to be aggressive (all for show), then act deranged. Asked for a fork? Got handed a shovel-sized one 🤣. Restaurant Name: Stredoveká sedliacka reštaurácia (Medieval Shepherd Restaurant, if you dare). Pro tip: Skip if you value mental stability. #EuropeTravel #FoodAdventures #AbstractArt #WTFExperience