Florida Escape: Beyond All Expectations!
This trip completely surpassed what I imagined! From the wild adventures of Miami to the thrilling rides of Orlando, here's the real, unfiltered recap. 🌊 Miami: Raccoons, Coffee, & Coastal Charm 🦝 Raccoon Island Adventure This was absolutely wild and hilarious! 🤣 For the full story, check out my previous post, but here's the key takeaway: DO NOT FEED THE RACCOONS! 🚫🍪 These clever little bandits have already developed diabetes from all the human food. However, if you're feeling a little mischievous (and purely evil 😈), you can bring an empty Oreo package to tease them. Watching their confused little hands try to figure out why there's no cookie is both cruel and strangely satisfying. 🇨🇺 Little Havana This neighborhood is incredibly vibrant and beautiful! The colors, the music, the atmosphere—it's a must-see. However, a word of warning for my fellow caffeine-sensitive friends: be careful with the coffee here! ☕😵 Many places serve coffee spiked with alcohol (like a Cuban coffee with a shot of rum). It looks innocent, but it can hit you like a truck. Proceed with caution! 🐠 The Aquarium Absolutely stunning! 🦈 The exhibits are beautifully designed, and the marine life is mesmerizing. I could have spent hours just wandering around. If you love underwater worlds, don't skip this. 🏖️ The Beach The beach was so comfortable and beautiful. The water, the sand, the vibe—it was pure bliss. I genuinely regret not spending more time just lounging by the ocean. It's the perfect place to unwind. 🌅 🦀 Dining: Joe's Stone Crab The Crab: The stone crab claws are 100% worth it. They are fresh, sweet, and a true Florida delicacy. 🦀 The Rest: The other dishes were just... okay. Nothing to write home about. The Vibe: Be prepared—this place is fancy. The atmosphere is very elegant, and the other diners were dressed super formally. I felt a bit underdressed next to all those well-dressed foreigners! 🎢 Orlando: Universal Studios & Epic Thrills 🍜 Food Alert: Coco Thai PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU, GO EAT AT COCO THAI!!! 🙏🍜 This place was a culinary highlight. Their Tom Kha Gai (coconut milk chicken soup) is out-of-this-world delicious. It's the perfect balance of sour and savory. 🥥🐔 And don't even get me started on the mango sticky rice—it was sweet, creamy, and the perfect dessert. 🥭 🎡 Epic Universe The Looks: The new park is absolutely gorgeous. The theming and attention to detail are incredible. ✨ The Catch: However, there are very few rides currently open. Because of this, the wait times for each attraction are painfully long. The Highlight: The most thrilling ride, the dual-track roller coaster, actually had the shortest line. It was insanely fun and a total adrenaline rush! 🎢 Photo Op: The on-ride photo system is top-notch. Even though the flash went off while I was making a completely deranged face, the picture somehow came out looking amazing. It's a miracle! 📸 🗺️ Studios & Islands of Adventure For the other two parks, the wait times fluctuate wildly throughout the day. My advice? Keep refreshing the official app 📱 and be ready to sprint to a ride when you see the wait time drop. Patience and timing are key! ❄️ Winter Weather Warning Don't be fooled by the Florida sunshine—Orlando can get quite chilly in the winter! 🥶 Especially in the morning and evening, the temperature drops significantly. Pack some layers and a jacket to stay comfortable. Florida, you were an absolute dream! I can't wait to come back and escape to your sunny shores again. #US #Florida #Miami