Kotor, Montenegro｜Konoba Portun: A Seafood Obsession You Can’t Escape!

📍 Konoba Portun Donji put 168, Dobrota (between Old & New Kotor) Why It’s Legendary: "Fresh" redefined 🦞 – Seafood so alive, you’ll swear it jumped from the Adriatic to your plate. Zero pretension, 100% soul – A rustic hideout where grandmas nod approvingly from the kitchen. Night owl-friendly – Open till midnight (book ahead in summer, enjoy empty tables in off-season!). 🍽️ Menu Highlights (Prepare to Worship) 1️⃣ Bread Basket with Secret Sauces 🥖 Avocado dip & fish pâté – So addictive, we considered larceny. 2️⃣ Fish Platter for Two 🐟🦐 A seafood symphony: charred fish, plump shrimp, tender squid… even the potatoes deserve a Michelin nod. British tearfully confirms: “This isn’t sad freezer food – it’s alive!” 3️⃣ Beef Steak Portun 🥩 Medium-rare perfection – Juicy, meaty, paired with fries that taste like “potato essence” (fans will get it). 4️⃣ Homemade Seafood Pasta 🍝 Hand-rolled noodles drowning in tomato sauce + enough seafood to start an aquarium. 5️⃣ Belini Portun Cocktail 🍸 Sweet-tart bubbly magic – instant beach vacation in a glass. 💰 Damage ~€50/person (¥300+) – A steal for this quality. Europe, take notes! 📌 Pro Tips Wine: Let staff pick, but let it breathe – patience = nectar. Golden Hour: Book a sunset table – bay views that’ll break your camera. #KotorFoodGods #AdriaticSeafoodOrNothing #EuropesBestKeptSecret #EatLikeAPirate #NoMoreSadMeals