🐱 Leiden’s Purr-fect Hideaway: Sophie’s Cat Café!

🏰 *"Where €10 can buy you a cat’s indifference – and your own shadow-chasing entertainment!"* 📍 Sophie’s KattenCafé 📌 Haarlemmerstraat 241, 2312 DR Leiden 🐾 Today’s Special: Noah the Cat (€10 for imaginary ownership) 🐾 Staff of the Day ✔ 7/8 felines clocked in (1 probably napping off-duty) ✔ Cow Cat Duo – "Stop judging our mutual grooming!" ✔ Tech-Savvy Kitties – Yes, they have iPads now. No, they won’t reply to your texts. 💖 Cat Logic 101 "We sniff your secrets but never love you back." 👃❌ "Human laps = public property." 🛋️ Admission: €5/person (60-180 mins of glorious rejection) 📅 Pro Tips • Book slots ahead – Cats hate spontaneity. • Bring treats – Bribery is encouraged. #LeidenCats #DutchLife #CatCafe #LeidenUniversity #SorryDogs