Nakuru Blues: The Case of the Missing Flamingos 🦩❌

Name: Lake Nakuru
Rating: 4.4

"Where in the world are the flamingos?!" After hitting Lake Bogoria, Nakuru, AND Elementaita in one trip—ZERO flamingo sightings! 😭 (Local guides say changing water levels and food supply have driven them elsewhere this year...) Silver Lining? Baboon Kingdom! 🙈🐒 • Witnessed a brazen male baboon burglarize a house → emerged victorious with stolen goods! 🏠🦍 • Observed 100+ baboons: Single moms grooming babies 👶 Salad-bar-style lice picking (crunchy snacks!) 🥗 Gang wars over trash cans 🗑️ Harassment of female tourists (keep windows closed!) 🚫 Safari Lessons Learned: 1️⃣ Flamingo migration is unpredictable - check recent reports before visiting 2️⃣ Baboons = nature's reality TV (more entertaining than Netflix!) 3️⃣ Nakuru still delivers - rhinos, lions & epic lake views remain #KenyaProblems #BaboonDrama #WhereAreTheFlamingos #SafariFailTurnedWin