🍰 Porto’s Bakery - LA’s Legendary Cheap & Cheerful Cake Heaven! 💛✨
If you haven’t tried Porto’s mile-high berry cakes or cheesecakes that cost less than parking, are you even an Angeleno? This Cuban-American bakery empire is where sugar dreams come true—without breaking the bank. Here’s the sweet scoop: 🎂 CAKE RANKINGS 🫐 Milk’n Berries 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 • Sponge soaked in milk + fresh berries = cloud-like bliss ☁️ • Summer warning: Cream melts faster than your willpower 😅 🍓 Strawberry Cheesecake 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 • Giant strawberries + buttery crust = no-regrets slice 🍓 ☕ Tiramisu 🌟🌟🌟🌟 • Coffee-kissed layers (slightly sweet for purists!) 🤎 🍎 Fruit Tart 🌟🌟🌟🌟 • Instagram’s BFF—mini version for solo indulgence 📸 🚗 PRO TIPS ✔️ Order online—lines snake like Disneyland 🐍 ✔️ Parking: Chaotic (embrace the hunt!) 🅿️ ✔️ Secret hack: Their guava cheese rolls > cronuts 🥐 📍 Porto’s Bakery Multiple locations (Glendale = OG spot!) "Where cakes cost less than avocado toast And every berry is a tiny explosion of joy This is LA’s most democratic sugar rush." 🎡 #PortosBakery #LADesserts #CakeLovers #CheapTreats #BerryHeaven #CubanBakery #NoLinesJustSugar #USCStudentFuel #GlendaleEats #GuavaEverything