Seattle | “Pretty Meal” — 84 Yesler 😱💔

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!! We ordered 7 dishes including appetizers and desserts — not a single one was good 😫 🍽️ Beef Tartare 🥩 Served on rock‑hard baguette toasts — felt like they were going to scrape the roof of my mouth 😬 And the tartare itself? Probably the worst I’ve ever had. 🥬 Grilled Romaine Salad 🥗 Grilled lettuce with vinaigrette and pickled mustard seeds — you have to cut it yourself. Way too sour, maybe because grilling made it soak up more acidity. 🍝 Lobster Tajarin 🦞 Extremely salty lobster pasta — two bites and I drank a whole glass of water 💧 The “lobster tuile” on top tasted like nothing. 🐟 Sea Bass Sauce was yuzu‑based — a confusing mix of sour and salty 😖 The best part on the plate was… the lotus root on the side. 🥩 American Wagyu (Chef’s Cut of the Day) Cooked medium — not salty this time (my friend joked they used all the salt in the earlier dishes). Not particularly tender either — just edible. And it’s market price. 🍫 Chocolate Strawberry Dessert Gluten‑free brownie so hard I couldn’t even scoop it with a spoon 🥄💥 🍎 Apple Cake The only thing that was… just edible. My friend’s final review: “The best thing was the Diet Coke.” 😭 Bill for two: $391.96 Service was slow, water refills were forgotten, and we had to repeatedly flag down our server. How does this place have 4.7 on Google?! I’m questioning my own taste buds… #SeattleEats #RestaurantFail #Overpriced #FineDiningFail #SeattleAvoid #FoodDisaster #NotWorthIt