Sexy Fish - Miami's Most Themed Restroom (Probably)

Finally tried the viral lunch set at this trendy spot! 🍽️✨ Let's be real—the true stars of Sexy Fish are its over-the-top decor and... wait for it... the bathrooms! 🚻🌊 This place is basically a shrine to aquatic-themed mosaic art. And here's the kicker—there's a James Bond wax figure standing by the men's restroom door. 🕴️💦 I wasn't wearing my glasses when walking upstairs, and for a solid second I thought some dude was just chilling at the urinal... yikes! 🍽️ The Food Report: The lunch set includes 2 courses (starter + main). We got the crispy duck and tiger prawn tempura for starters—both solid choices! 👍🍤 For mains, the skirt steak was decent, but here's where we messed up... "Steam seabass" turned out to be plain steamed sea bass. 🐟😬 Pro tip: Skip this one unless you love bland fish! When the server mentioned no sides were included, he casually upsold us some sweet potatoes. "$15 for roasted sweet potatoes?" I thought, "How fancy could they be?" Famous last words... We ended up with a tiny, artfully arranged portion that cost more than my Uber ride here. 💸🍠 Honestly? Just come for the insane underwater mosaic gallery experience. 🎨🐠 📍 Sexy Fish Miami #miamieats #miamifood #sexyfishmiami