Sexy Fish Miami: Where the Real Art is in the Bathrooms!

Finally tried this Instagram-famous spot - and honestly, the real star is the outrageous decor (especially those bathrooms)! 🚽 Bathroom Experience: 10/10 Underwater fantasy with insane mosaic art 🐡 James Bond wax figure guarding the men's room (jump scare alert! 😱) Went upstairs half-blind without glasses and almost apologized to the "man" at the urinal 🍽️ Food Review: 6.5/10 ✔ Starters (the better half): Crispy duck - juicy with perfect skin Prawn tempura - light and crispy ❌ Mains (meh): Skirt steak - decent but forgettable "Steam seabass" - bland hospital food vibes (my bad for not translating 😅) 🍠 The Great Sweet Potato Scam: Our waiter casually upsold us a $15 "side" - turns out it was one tiny roasted sweet potato (gold-plated maybe?) Final Verdict: An expensive art exhibit that happens to serve food. Worth visiting once for the gram, but maybe just get cocktails! 🍸 #MiamiFoodie #SexyFish #OverpricedMiami #BathroomSelfies