🌿 Solo Adult Adventure at Riverside Park: Red & Black List 🎡

7 attractions 🎠, total cost ¥145💰, avg ¥20 per ride. Overall vibe: Some rides are legit fun for fragile office workers 💼😵💫, others feel like scam-machines that dump you off in under 2 mins ⏳💔. Here's the tea ☕: 1️⃣ Swing Chair Ride (⭕ RED | ★★★★☆) ¥20/ride. Perfect intensity—thrilling but not overkill 😱👌. Could be 10% shorter or longer, but this hits the sweet spot. 2️⃣ Family Rollercoaster (✖️ BLACK | ★★☆☆☆) ¥20/ride. Moderate speed, fun centrifugal drops 🎢… BUT ONLY 2 LAPS?! 😡 Lasts 60 seconds max—robbery for the price! 3️⃣ Merry-Go-Round (⭕ RED | ★★★★☆) ¥15/ride. Tall horses 🐎, gentle ups/downs, nostalgic vibes 🥰. Cheap thrills FTW! 4️⃣ Sky Rail Car (✖️ BLACK | ☆☆☆☆☆) ¥20/ride. HARD PASS 🚫. "Upgraded" from pedal-power to auto—now it's just a speedrun 🏃♂️ through ugly scenery 🌳💀. Music cuts off mid-track—pathetic. 5️⃣ Pirate Ship (⭕ RED | ★★★☆☆) ¥20/ride. Classic swing 🚢, decent height. Could be longer, but swings are life 🌊. 6️⃣ Drop Tower (⭕ RED | ★★★☆☆) ¥20/ride. Zero-to-sky in 2 seconds 🚀, but the drop is softcore 😴. No stomach drops, just breezy views 🏙️—oddly relaxing? 7️⃣-8️⃣ Ferris Wheel (⭕ RED | ★★★☆☆) ¥30/ride. 5-min spin cycle 🎡. Nothing special, but great for people-watching 👀. Final thoughts: Perfect for solo soul-searching 🧘♀️. All the childhood nostalgia 👧🎈, none of the "Mom, can I have…" guilt 💸. The rides haven't changed, but I have—now I pay my own way 💪. Escaping adulthood for an afternoon… hiding in the shadows of my past joy 🌿. #RiversidePark #ChildhoodRecharge#AdultingBreak