The Quirky Charm of Nigeria's National Zoo 🦓✨

Okay, it’s not a real safari—but for a budget-friendly wild weekend in Nigeria’s capital, Abuja Zoo delivers laughs and surprises! 🦁 WHAT TO EXPECT: • Modest but mighty: No luxury, just 70+ species of local & exotic animals (hippos! monkeys! crocs!). • Aso Rock backdrop: Nestled below Abuja’s iconic mountain. 🏔️ • Super cheap tickets: Less than a coffee price! ☕ 😂 REAL TALK: ✔ "Safari" = walking past cages (but hey, lions yawn dramatically!). ✔ Perfect for: Kids, bored expats, or "how many animals can we spot?" bingo. 🦒🐘 📸 BEST MOMENTS: • Peacock parades (Instagram’s favorite bird!). • Monkey mischief (they’ll steal your snacks if you’re slow!). 📍 DETAILS: ⏰ Open daily | Morning visits = fewer crowds. 💡 Bring: Water, hat, and zero expectations (it’s authentically janky). #AbujaZoo 🦧 #NigerianSafari 😆 #WeekendVibes 🎪 #AfricaOnABudget 💰 #ExpatLife 🌍 #NotQuiteNatGeo 📷