🌴 When a New Yorker Meets California Magical Realism

*"Beverly Hills' diamond breakfasts And 7th Street's cyber-homeless Basking under the same California sun —Magical realism needs no visa"* 📸 Anthropological Observations: ☀️ 7:00 AM • 🧘‍♀️ Lululemon legions queue for $25 golden smoothies • Nearby unhoused men study crystal energy therapy 🌇 12:00 PM • 💉 Over-cosmeticized homeless coach tourists on selfie angles • 🕶️ Sunglass-wearing agents cast roles via MacBooks at Starbucks 🌃 2:00 AM • 💰 Crypto millionaires vape e-weed outside clubs in Teslas • 🧖‍♀️ Freshly-Botoxed influencers buy sugar-free vitamins at 7-Eleven 🌮 Salvation Station: "La Estrella" taco truck's $1.5 life-saving tortillas —The only peso-denominated truth in town #CultureShockDiaries #LAMagicalRealism #EastCoastIntellectualMeltdown #CaliforniaDarkComedy