Yaoundé's Hidden Alleyway BBQ

🔥 Where the Alleys Smell Like Heaven and Regret 🍢 The Holy Trinity of Smoke • Beef skewers: Marinated in volcanic rock salt (literally scraped off Mount Cameroon) 🌋 • Lamb chops: So tender even the street cats get emotional 🐑 • Spicy "I-dare-you" sauce: Comes in three levels: "Call the embassy" ☎️🇺🇸 🍵 The Tea That Defies Translation The grizzled tea master’s magic potion: ✓ Hand-crushed ginger ✓ Spearmint "borrowed" from presidential gardens 🌿 ✓ Something that makes your left ear sweat —— 💡 Survival Tips • Cash only – They don’t accept excuses or Visa • Point-and-nod ordering – Your French isn’t fooling anyone 🫵 • Post-meal protocol: Wipe hands on jeans 👖 Argue about football ⚽ Promise to come back tomorrow 🤞 #OnlyInYaoundé #MeatSweatAchievement #DiplomaticImmunityWontHelpYouNow