Cogwebs — Restaurant in Auburn

The sign says "seriously good coffee", but I suggest it's a "seriously good misrepresentation". It's all very well to provide alleged high quality coffee beans, but you are also meant to know how to make a high quality coffee. The senior lady from the UK was nice enough, but your "little old lady act" can only carry you so far, good service & quality product is a requisite. My partner & I ordered two extra hot coffees & a scone each. Neither coffee was extra hot nor good quality, the scones not fresh nor heated enough. The jam provided was barely enough for one, let alone two scones, there was no cream as it hadn't been delivered yet, even though it was past 11 am. Suggestion, you can actually go to a supermarket & purchase cream in a small container as a reserve in your fridge, for some persons, this is called rocket science. We were provided plentiful butter & it was appreciated, but it was frozen & impossible to spread. We suggested the mirowave again, more rocket science. We were very disappointed with the product & outcome, yet, incredibly, reviewers were lavish with 5 stars for a substandard experience. I don't wish to be cruel to the old lady, but she needs to lift her game & raise the standard, mediocrity should not be...

Looks like a cute little cafe from the outside. We ordered 4 bacon and egg sandwiches for 35 dollars. In hindsight, McDonald's would have been a better option. We waited over 20 minutes, and there was no one else in the Cafe ( now I know why). The sandwiches came out 1 at a time. Not sure why you can't cook 4 bacon and egg sandwiches at the same time but it was a 5 minute wait between sandwiches. Well I worked out why they came out 1 at a time. I'm pretty sure the eggs and bacon are microwaved. The bacon was warmed and not crispy. The egg was like rubber and I'm sure it would have bounced. The bread was your very average cheap sandwich bread that was also rubbery and not toasted. Zero flavour for the most simple of food to make. After reading the reviews I am glad we didn't order coffee's. This is a lesson to check reviews before ordering food. Quite honestly the worst tasting egg and bacon sandwich I have had. Seems bizarre that the eggs or bacon wasn't fried. Wouldn't recommend and wouldn't return. Was grateful for our 5 dollar family discount but still feel ripped off. Waste...

Called in on the way back from Clare heading back to Adelaide. Sign said " seriously good coffee". Judy - I'm sorry to say your coffee was aweful and so strong my spoon almost stood up by itself. Our party of 4 all agreed that coffee was not good and regretted coming in. We purchased a sausage roll and spinach and fetta roll, both of which were cold. Suggest check your warmer settings. Judy - suggest you ask some of your good friends to do a taste test and give you honest response. Probably need some barista training. However you gave good friendly service. Make good coffee and you will have people coming back. We love our coffee but...