Hotel Settlers — Restaurant in Biloela

Dearest Google.

It is in best interest that I form this lovely review for the HOTEL SETTLERS at Biloela. The staff were lovely, as to much Mary, who was an absolute darling. The food was somewhat mediocre however they had a show for the dinner meal pack for $10. They had a fun comedy night featuring the all time comedian Bill Shicks. I really thought that Mary the housekeeper and Bill Shicks could date, get married and have wonderful kids. However I believe that Mary is a Transgender. Not that there is nothing wrong with the Transgender socialist culture, but it is known that they can't have kids biologically.

I loved the room, they said it was Japanese style. It was a mat on the floor, with a piece of cardboard for the bedside table. To be honest though it took me back to a memory I had in old Melbourne Gaol when I was a young chap at 19 and stole a loaf of bread. But anyways! My good friends, I highly recommend this hotel, it was a wonderful establishment to reside at for 3 nights.

Farewell, until next...

I stayed for one night in a deluxe room so I definitely had nothing to complain about. Spacious, tidy, good sized television and clean amenities. Couldn't ask for more after some of the places I've stayed in around rural Australia.

To my delight dinner service included a free salad bar which was both fresh and had a lot of variety. The Jack Daniel's Bourban Texas Ribs I ordered was by far the best I've ever had thanks in part to the large portioning, but also to the sauce which was incredible.

I didn't have much interaction with staff apart from the lady at check-in, who asked each person if they'd stayed here before and proceeded to explain everything. She was very friendly.

Can't thank the staff at Settlers more...

I travelled to Biloela in mid March of 2021 to attend the funeral of a member of our family. Along with quite a few fellow relatives, I stayed at the Hotel Settlers as the connection went back over 30 years of family events in Biloela. The Reception process was nice and friendly, the access to the room was simple and the room was comfortable. Apart from a minor problem with a plumbing fixture, everything functioned as expected. Our family groups dined there on a Friday and Saturday night and everyone enjoyed the opportunity to be together in an otherwise unhappy occasion. The attention to service was appreciated by all...