Munchies Sandwich Bar — Restaurant in Melbourne

$14.30 for half a bag of stale chips, two sad, soggy South Melbourne dim sims, and a tiny can of V? Mate, I didn’t realize I’d walked into a Michelin-starred extortion racket disguised as a tuck shop.

Let’s break this daylight robbery down:

The chips – half a bag? Did they lose the other half en route from the fryer? Were they rationing like it’s the Great Depression? And stale? Fantastic. Nothing like paying top dollar for yesterday’s leftovers.

The dim sims – South Melbourne style? More like South Melbourne’s distant, inbred cousin. If I wanted rubbery, underwhelming lumps of disappointment, I’d chew on a car tyre.

The V – A small can? Not even a full-sized redemption arc for my suffering? At that price, I should be getting a liter of liquid energy and a handwritten apology from the owner.

The only thing keeping me awake after this meal is the sheer outrage. If this place had a loyalty program, the reward would probably be a pat on the back and a gentle reminder that you’ve been scammed. Zero stars, unless we’re counting the ones I saw after realizing how much...

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