Lachesism is defined as the desire to experience disaster. To be more specific, the longing for clarity or the craving to have your life drastically altered following the events of that disaster, such as surviving a plane crash or losing everything in a house fire. A thirst for reprioritisation. I wholeheartedly believe my first experience with lachesism is when I found out they took buffalo chicken off the menu. My body and soul was overwhelmed, I was not only distraught, I was ropeable.
I could have my wife cheat on me with my own father and I still wouldn’t feel as betrayed and gut wrenched as I do right now as I’m writing this. Judas betraying Jesus was only foreshadowing the events that would take place in the 21st century. I am struggling to keep it together. I have locked myself in a room and boarded up the windows as I am afraid that my thirst for buffalo chicken will soon be replaced with the desire for human flesh.
My coworkers began noticing a visible difference in my demeanour, my childlike wonder paired with my whimsical attitude has since been replaced with apathy and an indefinite thousand yard stare. I used to wear my heart on my sleeve but there is no heart left anymore as Subway wrapped its cold, icey grip around it and tore it into particles.
I am alone on this earth, I have everything I’ve ever wanted but none of it means anything if I can’t treat myself to a foot long buffalo chicken and avo on what would be a blissful Saturday afternoon. My wife is growing tired. That broad will never understand me or my passion. I only call her my wife because I’m legally binded to her by contract and why get a divorce when I can gamble away her life savings.
Please Subway, you’ve taken everything from me and you don’t even look back at the damage. I’ll never forget to face of the employees who watched tears swell in my eyes as I fell into the fetal position in the middle of the dining room floor. I cannot live with this shame. Please bring back the buffalo chicken before I do something drastic ...
Read moreEDIT: Came back to see that some of my old managers have been on here giving their stores 5 star reviews. Have had them reported for conflict of interest.
Can confirm all the negative comments as I used to work there, that was the reason I left. The service is terrible as there was often no supervisor to encourage everyone to hustle and to do everything that needed to be done. We were always short staffed which affected the quality of service and our ability to provide quality ingredients. Was constantly working alone during the busiest periods and felt like walking out the door right then and there. I remember I had to stay back until 10-10:30pm washing dishes because the teenagers didn’t do it during the day and would get in trouble for staying back or leaving on time but not leaving the place clean enough. but no one really asked the teens to do it during the day as they’d mostly be talking.
I was embarrassed to work at a place with such poor management and poorly behaved staff. Got no support from...
Read moreThis subway is terrible , the shift super is aware of how terrible this subway is , they have a phone number but don't bother ringing , they don't have a phone in store, the young girls are terribly trained in making something as simple as a sandwhich with the ingredients you request, don't order through doordash , door dash is just as terrible communication wise , go to a different subway in the area , the Clinton subway is the worst , they will be out of business soon , kinda defeats the purpose of having a business that makes sandwiches if they can't yet sandwiches right, I blame management and there terrible ability to train staff, I get the feeling the girl there is embarrassed to work at such a bad example of a subway, Do better subway Clinton, your ruining the brand of...
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