Incredible (if you're suicidal or a bodybuilder on an extreme cut)
I ordered two simple burgers with a beef patty, an egg, bacon and cheddar on the night of 20/12/2024. Right away, the taste was a bit off-putting, but whatever - I'm not the one to complain when there's food to go around.
Cut to 03:30 AM: I wake up with a stomach ache so powerful I start worrying I'm about to give birth (and I'm a man) and an intense urge to throw up. This was just the opening act to "nature's deep cleaning."
As my bathroom became my new home office, I started feeling better—but I can’t help but think there are less disgusting and violent means of losing weight, especially in the post-Ozempic era. Honestly, the store owners missed their true calling: running a shady, neon-lit detox...
Read moreWhen we order delivery they bring larger portions... when we order to eat at the restaurant the portions are always much smaller and the food is always cold!!! How so?? You're taking the food from the kitchen and bringing it to the table how hard could it be to bring it when it's hot???? One waitress and 10 people in the kitchen... long wait and just a disappointment! I used to love simply burgers... maybe it's just this specific location? Never again. I can find the same thing for less...
Read moreI love this chain and I've been eating/ordering in for years. I probably have even ordered from this particular branch too.
3 stars is for their terrible in the house service. They got everything wrong. Like everything. The waiter was bored as hell, almost falling asleep on his way to our table and it just felt wrong.
I'll update if I discover that somehow...
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