Not fish nor meat - I would say if I would like to describe first emption about this place in traditional Russian. First note - these guys are avoiding taxes and sell their products and services illegally so do not accept credit cards; by the way - if you book a table they'll have to put your name on it, but when you will not see table with YOUR name - it's fake to sell best places by hostess to someone who is ready to pay some extra not to seat next to toilet/entrance to the cafe (note entrance is leading to the street directly and you'll have a cold breeze from outside instantly). This place is quite big, but zones are splitted for three parts - disco bar (vulgar mirrors included), gastro bar (in the middle) and ice cream court. Coffee is Good, a bit sore but you may dare to book it without milk, even as restretto. When you'll finally get your meal you'll not get fork and knife - but you should ask for it to be informed which tools are situated INSIDE the table. Salads are good but a bit too much vinegar and sore. So be careful- weak stomach will not handle it. In case you'll book pasta - check the type before booking. It may cause you'll get not that you expected. Anyway, waiters are not helpful AT ALL. Lazy bastards even not pour a vine in your glass unless you'll ask for it. Anyway, toilets are good and clean, have enough sitting places for guests. Fillers full of toilet paper and liquid soap. Wine is good and price is not outstanding thanks to tax avoidance. Ice cream is perfectly good and cream cup could be kept by kid in case you'll book a kid portion.