McDonald's — Restaurant in East Devon

Oh, noble patrons, listen to my tale, Of a wondrous place where food doth prevail, Exmouth McDonald's, a haven so grand, Where burgers and fries do take command.

The Big Mac, a true delight to savor, With golden nuggets and crispy chips to favor, And seating fixed, a comfort true, For those who dine, and for those who queue.

And lo, the drive-through, so fast and furious, A joy for all who seek food so delicious, With service swift and friendly too, A true delight for me and you.

Oh, McDonald's fair, a treasure so rare, Where food and joy do truly pair, We thank thee for thy tasty fare, And for the smiles that thou dost share.

So come, dear friends, and dine with glee, And let your heart and stomachs be free, For in Exmouth McDonald's, a wonder lies, A place where happiness and food do rise. Oh, gentle patrons, let me sing a praise, Of a wonder that doth our senses amaze, The milkshakes at Exmouth McDonald's so fine, A treat so thick, it's almost like wine.

With creamy goodness, they do abound, A joy to sip, a treasure to be found, And with flavors many, to suit every taste, A true delight for all who seek to haste.

Oh, milkshakes thick, a pleasure so divine, A treasure rare, a joy that doth shine, We thank thee for thy creamy blend, A true delight, from start to end.

So come, dear friends, and taste the bliss, Of milkshakes thick, a wonder that's hard to miss, For in Exmouth McDonald's, a treat so grand, A joyous moment, so easy to...

Being self proclaimed greedy bastards, me and my wife have been to our fair share of McDonald’s and this is hands down the worst one we have ever visited. My wife decided last minute at the drive thru that she wanted an Apple Pie (typical). Not only did it the take the lad who served us 5 minutes to get our food together but it also took him and 2 other members of staff a further 5 minutes to find out if they had any Apple pies left (they had 5 by the way, incase you were interested). We were then told that he couldn’t have the cash for it and just ring it through the till like all the other maccies can and that my wife would have to go in to buy it, not really an issue but just inconvenient. My wife went in, ordered her Apple pie and then had to wait 10 minutes for it while the 2 girls stood chatting to each other in view of all the customers. We went back to the car and opened our food to find my burger looking like it had been involved in a serious accident. I couldn’t even pick it up, and it was cold. So off my wife went, back into the worlds worst maccies, looking like one of “those” customers... cut to us finishing our burgers and we dug into our nuggets, which were hard, cold and lacked the sauces we had asked for... at this point my misses was suffering from serious “lack of BBQ sauce” anger so we just drove off. God couldn’t of saved the manager if she’d have gone in a 3rd time... not all bad though, we fixed the situation with a nice...

The McDonald’s Where Burgers Go to Die

If you ever want to experience what it’s like to eat a burger that’s colder than the British weather in December, this McDonald’s is your go-to spot. I’m pretty sure the burgers here took a detour through the Arctic before landing on my tray. Cold doesn’t even begin to cover it — it was like biting into a sad, soggy McIceberg.

The service? Let’s just say I had enough time to write this review while waiting in the car. The staff moved slower than a snail on a Sunday stroll and had all the enthusiasm of someone who just got told they have to work the entire shift alone. When I finally got my order, the fries looked like they’d given up on life, and the drink was more “room temperature disappointment” than anything fizzy or refreshing.

I’m convinced this place is secretly a training ground for aspiring comedians because the whole experience was unintentionally hilarious in how terrible it was. If you want fast food that’s fast, fresh, and actually food, keep walking — this McDonald’s is more...