Cafe ELEVEN — Restaurant in England

The air hums with the faint chorus of distant quasars, and the barista—a luminous being with skin like liquid starlight—greets you not with words, but with a telepathic pulse that tastes of cardamom and comet dust. I ordered the Supernova Latte, a swirling vortex of espresso pulled from the heart of a dying star, frothed with milk harvested from the rings of a gas giant. One sip, and my synapses ignited: flavors of molten cinnamon, electric blueberry, and the impossible sweetness of dark matter unfolded across my tongue like the birth of a galaxy. Time dilated; the cup never emptied, yet I was sated after a single, eternal drop. The ambiance defies physics. Tables float in zero-gravity orbits, rotating slowly so your croissant—baked inside a neutron star’s crust—arrives warm and dense with the gravity of a thousand suns. Conversation with fellow patrons (tentacled philosophers, crystalline poets, a sentient nebula in a trench coat) flows in languages...

Absolutely loved our lunch here. Proper home-cooked food (we had the chilli con carne and spaghetti bolognese) that actually tastes homemade — generous portions, fresh ingredients, and a really comforting feel to it all. The cafe itself is light, airy, and spacious, which made it perfect for us with the pushchair. No awkward squeezing between tables or feeling like we were in the way.

The staff were genuinely lovely — polite, friendly, and really attentive without hovering. It’s rare to find somewhere that gets the balance so right.

Highly recommended and well worth the trip. We’ll...

Unfortunately we wont be returning again. The cone that was served with the hot chocolate was stale but the sausage curry was a real disappointment. Was a cold watery dish with 1 small ciabatta. Curry powder sprinkled on top instead of being cooked in the sauce. The sausage was cold and an impossible dish to eat with a fork. We always support locally but will have to try somewhere else next time. We told the waitress it was DIFFERENT but she was just interested in the bill being paid. Left with a horrible taste of...