Lamorna Cove Cafe — Restaurant in England

If i could give this cafe a minus star i would. I have never been treated so badly by bullyish aggressive people in my life. We were served the most disgraceful bowls of fish soup that should have been done under the trades description act..This was most definitely not fish soup...there was no fish in it and it tasted of boiled water with pepper in it. when this was queried we were met with disdain so we asked if we could exchange one for a vegetable soup. This never arrived. Finally after waiting a while and the other two in our party finishing their meals...the third left her fish soup as she just couldn't eat it. (and whoever put reasonably priced obviously doesn't think £12 for a sandwich is odd) we finally cancelled the soup and asked for the bill.On paying the bill it was felt that it might be incorrect, on going to query it we were then met by the male staff with verbal aggression...stating that he had put it in the till and that was that and then he said he didnt like us and informed us that this was private property so we had to leave. He was shouting...then a woman arrived and accused us of shouting and when we tried to explain she just kept talking through us and telling us we were in the wrong. Even when she re calculated the bill to find that we had indeed overpaid by £8 she continued to say how awful we were and that she owned the cove and we had to leave and not come back. At no point did she apologise for the fact that we were unhappy with the soup (loosely described) or for the fact that her staff were rude and aggressive in fact she threw money at us and told us to give it to a charity!!! Awful awful place with awful service..please do not go it is unappreciated if you do and I can assure you in this cafe the...

Lamorna Cove is one of my favourite places in all of Cornwall so recently took my friends down there. I brought 6 friends here to show them how beautiful it was here and also (mistakenly seemingly) told them they make awesome sausage sandwiches. Upon arriving I asked the waitress who seemed like she was too busy for us what the large black pipe was that was in the car park (Which turns out is a 10 ton pipe that floated in from Brazil!). She abruptly told me to go down to the shed to read about it. All I wanted was a one liner as I was intrigued. Anyway I let this pass and we took some menus to see what we wanted. I had set expectations to my friends that they did sausage sandwiches but we couldn't see it on the menu. My friends took the order from us and went in and when asking "do you do sausage sandwiches" she got the menu, span it around and said "have a look....". Basically all of the drinks we wanted werent available but overall the attitude of the waitress was terrible, so much so my friends all wanted to leave where we went to Mousehole instead. I hope the manager sees this as entire visit was ruined and a sizeable order missed. I was annoyed that a visit to one of my favourite places was ruined by lack of simple courtesy and customer service skills. Our visit to the cafe felt like a huge inconvenience to the waitress in question.

But dont let this spoil what is a beautiful cove in Lamorna - just hope you don't get...

If I could give no stars I would! This place is a RIP off!! Took my elderly parents here last week. Beautiful location, weather was gorgeous and thought we would sit and enjoy a meal together. What a joke! The food was over priced and not very nice at all...the crab and lobster 'burger' was disgusting!! £14.95 for a pile of tasteless mush on a cold Ciabatta roll! It was so vile...honestly! I can usually eat anything when I'm hungry...but this!!! We also had the Mackrel and horseradish ciabatta and the cornish Brie and sun dried tomato ciabatta...again all on cold bread. We would expect Ciabatta to be toasted?? Warmed up?? Melted cheese?? No.. And the drinks! £4.95 a bottle of beer/ cider....not even a pint! But to top it all off..the service was abysmal!! Rude, vile woman waiting on and in the kitchen! I had read reviews on here about her before, but I believe you should speak as you find! She is exactly as others have said!!! She really shouldnt be working there! It's quite clear that she actually hates people!!! When my 83 year old Dad went to complain about the food..which cost £72 by the way!!!! She just shrugged her shoulders at him!!!!!...vile, nasty piece of work!!! And the toilets!!!! Oh dont.... Just dont go spending your hard earned money there!! I warn you! What an...