McDonald's

Ok, it's McD. I'm not expecting silver service or anything special. But I am expecting well-cooked fast food in a clean environment.

Oh Dear.

Not what we got. Not at all.

The (Gents) toilet looked like it was doubling as an extra from Trainspotting. I do worry about the digestive health of the local patrons...

Not just that. There was no toilet paper. And the single hand dryer didn't work. It does make you wonder how & if the staff wash their hands...

And the food? Oh yes. I don't know how long it takes to fry a chicken nugget but I do know that my daughter's nuggets were so far beyond that. They must've been lifted out, dunked again in the fryer and then dunked again for good measure. Presumably the nuggets didn't buckle under torture and were then slung at the eating public as the final coup de grace. Now I like 'em crunchy but the teen was NOT impressed at what a posh Michelin starred establishment would doubtless refer to as "triple fried" with a straight face.

"Seriously? Like they only have one job..." was uttered with a Class 1 teenage eye roll.

Wife's salad was so limp & insipid, she left most of it - and thaty's really unusual. Mind you, the tomatoes had no centre to them which was a bit odd. And why is it that only 10% of McDs remember to give you the knife & fork with the salad? What's she supposed to do? Tip it out & graze??

Oh yeah, the fries? I'm old enough to remember when McD had great fries. Not these limp things with black all over 'em. "Quality Control", it's in my dictionary but I don't think McD got the memo...

This branch is now on our 'no-fry' list along with the skanky Jennifer Avenue Branch. We should've carried on for 10 mins & gone to Queens Drive McD, that's usually good...