El Burro Loco Mexican Cantina — Restaurant in Cleveland

Absolutely some of the worst food and drinks I have ever had at a Mexican restaurant. The Bahama Mama had so much alcohol in it that you couldn't drink it and the bloody Mary was so light and had NO alcohol in it, it was the equivalent to watered down tomato juice. The street tacos were bland and the corn tortillas were nothing but grease soaked. The burrito supreme was bland, had zero flavor and had virtually no sauce on it, had to use the salsa for the chips just so it had a little bit of moisture and the waiter acted like it was a bother for anything the few times that we actually saw him. When asked for water for both of us, he completely disregarded the fact that I asked for two of them and only brought one. There is absolutely zero percent chance that I ever go back to this restaurant. It was one of the most bland places I have ever been. Don't waste your money at that one in Cleveland, keep on going to Oneonta and go to two amigos because they seem to have a lot better quality of food and it actually tastes decent with better service and better drinks.

Sadly, we ate it because we were paying for it and it was later in the night (8-9pm) and most other places were closed. NEVER AGAIN!!

The only good thing is that they had...

Heard good things about this place and wanted to check it out. Parking was horrible as it shares a lot with 2 other businesses. Once inside seating was no problem. The waiter however, a wreck. His manners were not any where around this day. Alberto was his name. This guy was so rude and we had to wait to place our order for over 45 minutes. I ordered nacho Supreme no beans with grilled chicken. What I got was not what I ordered. I got fajita nachos. Ya'll I know it's not a major deal. But these days with prices so high I do expect to get what I ordered. I told him it was wrong and he stood there and argued with me. I had 3 other people sitting with me and heard me order. The cook came out and offered to take my food back and fix it but at this point I was embarrassed and quiet frankly didn't want anyone to spit in my food. I simply removed the onions and peppers and continued with my visit. Never will visit here again. To be treated so terribly and then made to feel as if it was my fault HE got my order...

I ordered the Texas Fajita Lunch, 1 taco and one spinach enchilada. I also ordered cheese dip, but I made the mistake of thinking that the price on the menu was the actual price. I was wrong.

I got the large cheese dip, not realizing that I was paying $12 for an 8 oz cup of over salted, watery, flavorless (minus the salt) cheese. I thought the dip on the menu for $5 was the large. I was WRONG. It was not worth even $1.

The Texas Fajitas were supposed to be a combo of Steak, Shrimp and Chicken. There were 3 shrimp, a couple of shreds of chicken and about 8 thin slivers of steak. The entire rest of the dish was a heaping bunch of onions and a few green pepper pieces. The rice was dry and had peas in it. There were NO tortillas included.

The taco was grainy and had a very odd flavor. The enchilada had a small drizzle of enchilada sauce. The salsa that came with the chips was just crushed tomatoes. Walmart salsa has more spice than the one I received and...