Jay's At the Lake — Restaurant in Cornelius

So I just got done winning an alimony case against my 3rd baby mama, had a little extra cash to blow, so I took Mike's advice and visited Jay's for a cold beer and a happy ending. It's a fun place with good prices, cold brew, and great music, but there's more to the "unicorn" situation than he shares in his review.....

Unicorn gets you in the door, but you don't even get a peek at the voluptuous blond bartender much less this mythical speakeasy without completing a multitude of tasks that even Hercules couldn't conquer.

Wrestling the bearded door lady wasn't an issue, nor was the cobra infested tar pit you had to trudge through on the way to the bar. The problem that kept me from achieving this Nirvana that only legends speak of, was the rubber room full of heavily armed homosexual necrophiliacs guarding the golden key, which wise men claim is the only way into the speakeasy, and more importantly, into Amy's heart.

Some day I hope to master this magical place they call Jay's, but until that special day comes, I guess it's frosty Bud Light on the back porch with the rest of the common folk who can only dream of this golden haired siren and the...

I recently visited Jay's on the Lake for a night out with friends and while we had an okay time, there were a few aspects of the experience that left us feeling underwhelmed. First off, the jukebox had an extremely limited selection of music, which was disappointing. We were hoping to have a fun night singing along to some of our favorite songs, but that wasn't really possible with the selection available.

Another issue we encountered was the strong odor of cigarettes. While the bar does permit smoking the smell of cigarettes seemed to permeate throughout the entire space, which was a bit unpleasant.

On the positive side the people seemed decently friendly and the drinks were cheap and strong.

Overall, while Jay's on the Lake wasn't a terrible experience, it also wasn't a standout one. The limited jukebox selection and strong odor of cigarettes were...

I have never been treated more rudely than I was at this bar. My fiancé and I are in from out of town and stopped by this “bar” around midnight. I was instantly glared at for walking in in a nice dress and my fiancé was dressed in a nice collared shirt. We were ignored at the bar and the whole place reeks of cigarettes and stale beer. 10/10 do not recommend at all. Unless you’re into a place that allows cigarettes to be smoked inside and to not get any kind of service. End of story we walked out after 5 minutes of being there and went...