Slowbomb Coffee — Restaurant in Portland

As an avid coffee enthusiast, I am delighted to share my extraordinary experience at Slow Bomb, a drive-thru coffee business that truly sets the bar high. This magnificent establishment, owned by a remarkable woman, has captured my heart with its exceptional service and unwavering dedication to customer satisfaction.

From the moment I arrived at Slow Bomb, I was greeted with warmth and genuine care. The benevolent employees, who exude professionalism and passion, go above and beyond to ensure that every customer's visit is nothing short of satisfactory. Their attention to detail and commitment to excellence is truly commendable.

One aspect that sets Slow Bomb apart from other coffee establishments is the unique addition of handcrafted jewelry sales by one of their talented employees. It is a testament to the business's commitment to supporting local artisans! As I sipped on my perfectly brewed cortado, I couldn't help but admire the intricate earrings on display, adding an extra touch of charm to my visit.

The quality of the coffee at Slow Bomb is unparalleled. Each sip can be a symphony of flavors, and carefully crafted. Whether you prefer a classic latte or a bold espresso, the baristas at Slow Bomb have mastered the art of coffee-making. The rich aroma and smooth texture of their beverages are a testament to their expertise.

What truly sets Slow Bomb apart is their commitment to sustainability and ethical practices. From sourcing their beans from fair-trade farmers to using eco-friendly packaging, this business goes above and beyond! Supporting Slow Bomb means supporting a business that truly cares about the world we live in.

In conclusion, Slow Bomb is more than just a drive-thru coffee business; it is a haven for coffee lovers seeking a quick and lovely stop for your needs to be met. With its woman-owned status, lovable and friendly employees, and commitment to customer satisfaction, it is a business that deserves our advocacy! I wholeheartedly recommend Slow...

Only things certain in life, are death, taxes, and the girls who work here saying exactly "WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE YOUR TOTAL (short pause for emphasis) AS IS?" as soon as you hand them your card, begging for a tip. Then once they get their tip they will proceed to make your drink hastily and give you watered down coffee and sloppy mixed drinks. Try it out I guarantee this will be your experience. 😅 Edit: in response to your response, check my account if this doesn't sound like a legitimate review. I live next door to slow bomb, and previously had a decent review for you guys. After having the same EXACT experience multiple times including terrible watery coffee, and the same begging for tips, I actually found it quite humorous and left this review...

I stopped by here a few times during my weeklong stay in Beaverton. Every visit I ordered I different drink, and every drink I ordered was excellent! Whether it was coffee, Lotus energy or a chai, it was always delicious. My favorite was a winter special, the White Icicle Lotus (white chocolate, blue raspberry with blue lotus). It was incredibly sweet, but that’s just what I wanted that afternoon. I also loved their Build-Your-Own Breakfast Sandwiches. The possibilities were endless, and I especially appreciated them having Sriracha! They’re popular - I was never the only customer and each visit was at least 7-10 minutes, but it was worth it every time....