California Gourmet Pizza — Restaurant in Soledad

I remember eating my first slice of California Gourmet Pizza formerly known as Cheezers. I was in the 4th grade when my uncle came into my room holding a flat box with a chef mouse smirking at me almost as if the little rat wanted to switch bodies with me so that it can enjoy the pizza, not just live a miserable life plastered over one of the holy grails of pizza, living in despair because of the lack of a beating heart and taste buds. God did I feel the envy in it's poorly printed beady eyes. I never felt more sorry and pitiful towards a fake rat besides the time I saw ratatouille in 3D. My uncle knew that I had already been tantalized by this pizza yet to touch my sight. I felt the rays of light between my face and this box rushing back and forth to catch a glimpse of this delicacy hidden in the coffin of this printed rat. Out of my 5 senses only the sense of smell had an encounter with this mystery hunny. My other sense needed more. Then questions started surfacing, "Where does it come from?" "What were the toppings?" "Tio how did you get in my house?" "How did it TASTE.". I needed to know. I opened the box and down I gazed upon 2 things. The first being a pathetic excuse for a rodents table and the second being true beauty, a Cheezers now known as California Gourmet Pizza pizza. The moment I ate my first slice I was HOOKED. Fast forward to present day and I'm recycling my California Gourmet Pizza formerly known as Cheezers, pizza box from last night into the recycling bin because I respect mama nature and all it has done for me and my ancestors 💯🙌🏼 Things change of course, I grew old, grew responsibilities, bowling alleys had to go, I can't sit around eating California Gourmet Pizza formerly known as Cheezers pizza all day playing Golden Eye for the 64 anymore but you bet when my friends say "Hey I want pizza, let's drive to Little Ceasars and buy a 5 dollar pizza!" I reply with "You degenerate excuse for a human being you should be ashamed for even letting that scum mixture of frozen franchise ingredients touch your mouth. Don't bother apologizing.". You can compare pizza to a maiden, you don't want whatever is the cheapest, quickest or easiest. You want to invest time with her. You want to sit down and wait with respect. Yeah sure the pizza is a little costly but just like a fine dime you will have to make sacrifices for good quality. In the end she can even come to you! Yes California Gourmet Pizza formerly known as Cheezers also delivers (tip the pizza guy). I give 6 out of 5 stars. And if I have to leave any reader with advice, don't be a goober and goof around when it comes...

Very horrible experience, I went on 12/26/2022 with my wife and family and the service was horrible. When we ordered our food we went to look for a table but the majority of them were dirty and not clean. Nobody cleaned them for a good while. Very filthy for a place that a lot of people go to and talk greatly about. When we finally found a spot to sit at we waited over an hour for 2 pizzas, drinks and fries. It wasn’t busy at the time we went. 1 pizza was burnt and the other was still not fully cooked. When we realized we didn’t get our fries we went back to ask and the young lady behind the register was rude and rolled her eyes at us for simply asking if they were ready. She said they would be out shortly and served them to us cold and not the way we ordered them. I was highly disappointed with the attitude and service. I would give this place negative stars if that...

Best pizza in town by a large margin. Fresh ingredients made every day. The pizza dough is made from scratch at 5am in the morning every morning by a group of magical taste goblins. The meats and veggies are shipped in on the backs of flying unicorns from the deepest parts of the Amazon. The cheese is made by an 145 year old man who has managed to master the art of cheese. Also he's lived that long from eating California Gourmet Pizza for the last 31 years. The secret recipe for their pizzas was handed down by some of the early Pharos in Egypt who they stole from the gods which is way imhotep was resurrected and fought Brendon Frasier in the Mummy Film. So yeah buy some pizza next time you are in town or what ever...