Toneri Park — Attraction in Tokyo

GRANDMA IN COURT.. Brilliantly Hilarious:

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Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:

_"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Enjoy a good laugh, but don't laugh alone...

Spacious and beautiful park. We happened to visit during the cherry blossom festival (first weekend in April) and the atmosphere was wonderful. So much for families to do - not just picnic-ing, but food stalls, stalls where children can learn about the emergency services, clothes and accessories marketplace, etc. Easy to access via trains and buses. Lots of modern public toilets. I imagine it’s a lovely park all year round, and the kids (and dog!) can really...

we came here in mid april and that's the last bit of the cherry blossoms! thanks god it was a bright sunny day and with the pink from sakura, green from the grass and leave, blue sky, all was beautiful! there were a lot of people too but still we could manage a place to sit down and enjoy the lovely scene. happy to come again next year for another sakura party.

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