Poo Pond — Attraction in Miami Township

Ive heard legends of the fabled poo pond shark, so last week i came by to try catch a glimpse. Instead i seen a big green fat goopy monster with tentacles. It told me it has a longing for swimming (only in poo ponds) He was a nice monster. Would recommend bringing the kids! (Totally not as a sacrifice to...

i swimmed in that pond and it was pretty smelly, i came back home thinking i was normal, i was not. I started to grow tentacles and gecome green and goopy, i became fat and i started to get the urge to swim back. I am currently the sewer monster that...

At the top of heart attack hill resides the smelliest of pools. Deep within it's depths resides the great sewer monster. Brought to life from the bowels of those kids who ate camp food it is a force to avoid...