The Washington Break Room — Attraction in Washington

My New Favorite Place To Release My Anger

Before I begin I would like to say I genuinely enjoyed this place and will be back, but keep reading for a more in depth response.

Oh boy, oh boy, where do I begin… this experience was simply magnificent. I’ve never been so enlightened by an experience. In fact, I don’t think the great Lord above could provide a more magical time than the festivities provided at the Washington Break Room.

My mother’s Rainbow Tesla made a beautifully rotund right turn into the parking lot of the Washington Break Room. I was sure I’d felt something a few miles back, but only then did I realise that I had been feeling the aura of the rage room upon us. The car door opened and a beam of light was cast onto the entrance; I could feel a bit of divine intervention as I pushed on the door, almost as if the rage gods wanted to open the door for me.

I step foot into the building, feeling multiple pairs of eyes on me. Would I be subject to judgement? To silliness? To rage? Thoughts of worry ran through my head, until I was greeted by the lovely lady at the counter. In the matter of a few seconds, we were already checked in, ready to go - excellent service. Next thing I knew, rubber gloves covered my hands, to protect my soft-skinned grabbers from the dangers of glassy tragedy. Without warning, a large plastic mask is placed on my head. Wow. I felt so special right then and there knowing that these total strangers cared for my safety - more excellent service, seriously.

I was led into the room of rage with my pals, only to be greeted by another beautiful person. The euphoria I felt when this man said “time to learn safety” was indescribable; like the Smokey the Bear always said, “You have to learn safety before you throw breakable objects at other people”.

Suddenly, we were left to be on our own. Silence. Three humans, four weapons of mass destruction, and endless amounts of breakable doohickeys.

The silence lasted but a matter of seconds. Suddenly, glass flew in every which direction: beer bottles flew at the wall, pots clashed the ground like an atomic bomb, and small little glasses were hurled into the air, only to be smashed to bits with a metal bat. The fun lasted for a solid 15 minutes, until we ran out of breakable doohickeys. But that was alright - we had some good fun…

The fun lasted for forever, many more minutes if you will. It was real, it was fun, but most of all, it was real fun. I cannot wait for my next visit to the magical Washington Break Room. Until we meet again.

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Aggressive! Loud! Fun! Safe!

Words that came to mind when I was attempting to sum up my unique experience at this one of kind business in Washington.

This was a family affair, I was a little intimidated walking into the glass breaking - loud screams and laughter!!! Wasn’t sure what to expect but I was immediately greeted with friendly smiles and an opportunity to be one of the first to sign the wall!

We navigated our way through the maze of rooms, which were very well lit and didn’t realIze behind each section - people were getting an opportunity to take whatever they had bottled up or held in out on televisions, bottles, glasses, plates, ect… with a variety of bats, hammers, crowbars and tables!! ⚠️ 🔨 Controlled chaos!

We were able to book easy online, walk into our reservation visit with the owners and have them go over what I was supposed to do and what to expect. Safety protocols and most importantly do nothing but BREAK STUFF!!!

That’s it. It was rewarding, freeing, a relief honestly! Best part about it - I didn’t have to clean up my mess at all. There wasn’t much left behind from the other parties before me. I felt safe, and the environment was clean. They kept and maintained a standard from the time we checked in to the time we left. Visited with other groups and shared our experience and compared it with theirs.

Not your ordinary night out on the town but what is anymore? I think my spouse and I left feeling closer then we did coming in. LOL and between the music they allowed us to play in our room - with my own playlist or the sounds coming from the other rooms it was like a scene from the movie A Clockwork Orange!

Bravo to the owners and congrats for bringing something that the area doesn’t have!!!

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The staff here are so friendly and super funny! Literally has us laughing pretty much as soon as we walked through the door. My fiancée and I went and I paid extra for the TV, but instead of giving us just one big TV to smash, they let us take 2 small ones, which honestly was just as good! They give you the run down and then leave you alone to wreak havoc! It was a dream to be able to go to a break room/rage room, and this one was a perfect spot for a first time! The music they play over the speakers is also the PERFECT playlist to just go ape s#!t to! We’re definitely going to be going back!

Also, it should be noted, it’s a bit difficult to find this place. The address will get you to the BUILDING, but you need to take the little driveway just before the buildings parking lot, and it’ll take you down behind the building to where you’ll see the door! Hopefully they can get a big sign soon! (They told us it’s already in the works, there’s just some issues getting in the way of it) I highly suggest going here and just relieving your stress in a quick 30 minute round of fury and...