Shoppes of Citrus Hills — Local services in Homosassa Springs

All swans are white.

Be me. Hypothetical fly on wall during design of weird parking lot. Buzz Chinese carry-out caskets on office tables late in the night. Architects with unfinished plans decried: can we just go home now? When will it end? Then this corner lot strip mall oddity was borne in haste. Sign off on it so we can put away the T-squares they bemoaned.

So what? Well. . . we saw someone mowed over there once by a speeding car. Groceries flew all over. It hurts just thinking about it.

Thank you planning professionals for leaving us this miserable layout without any regard whatsoever for the pedestrian transition between the stores and the cars. Run 'em over or let them fend for themselves on foot as described by Thucydides in the Peloponnesian Wars during the fall of Athens. Then throw up stop signs pretending that these traffic bandaids fixes the problem.

Credits noted to older women i see around here. They generally seem to wear practical walking shoes. Sensible make up to shop for sardines and ice cream. Publix sells most everything.

Conveniently located from the main part of any town, it's only a short donkey...

Nice Lil plaza. I usually go to great clips for my haircut every month, they do a good job. I have also visited the UPS store, their customer service is ok, but they're the only ones in town so you're kinda stuck there. Have tried the Chinese food place, my personal opinion, I'd rather travel further for Chinese food and finally I do some shopping at Publix. Good grocery store, sometimes they have good BOGO deals. I get my prescriptions there, they stay pretty busy at the pharmacy. They definitely need MORE PARKING SPACES, ESPECIALLY HANDICAP!!! This is primarily an elderly community, most people around here have handicap permits and there aren't enough to go around. I drove around and around looking for a parking space, sometimes having to park all the way to the back of the lot near the bank. I'm in my sixties and tho I have my handicap parking permit there are hardly ever any of those prime...

What a delight.. Have you ever been waking over one hill after another for what seems like an eternity? Were those hills completely covered in Orange trees, Grapefruit trees, and other assorted citrus trees.. were you sick of seeing so many Tangerines, Lemons, Limes, and various other colorful citrus type fruits hanging from all those trees? If so don’t go to the Shoppes of Citrus Hills because it’s smack dab in the middle of all that acidic chaos.. however, if you love citrus.. the taste, the smell, the feel.. everything those beautiful hand fruit have to offer.. then these are the shoppes for you. . Go there but don’t expect to...