I don’t usually leave reviews — because frankly, most of humanity doesn’t deserve my opinion — but what happened to me at Himmy’s Barbershop demands to be immortalized. I walked in expecting the standard, mindless snip-snip from some mere mortal with clippers. What I got… was an experience.
Jarred Murray — this man, this artisan — touched my head like Michelangelo caressing marble. The fade? Immaculate. It wasn’t just clean. It was surgical. I looked in the mirror afterward and audibly gasped. I mean, I’m already a Golden God — obviously — but Jarred? He elevated me. He didn’t just cut my hair. He revealed my final form.
I strutted out of that shop with a glow so radiant, I’m surprised the sun didn’t pack it up and call it a day. People were staring. Whispers followed me. The streets knew. Jarred isn’t a barber — he’s a sculptor of gods.
If you’ve got a shred of self-respect and even the faintest desire to ascend… go to Jared. Let him transform you. Or don’t. Less...
Read more5 Stars I’ll tell ya what, man—Himmy’s Barber Shop in Lebanon, PA? That place is a grinder, man. Walked in there and I felt like I was about to get drafted into the league, ya know what I’m saying? Jarred’s got the hands of a seasoned quarterback—precision, vision, control. He’s out here making game-winning cuts like it’s the Super Bowl of barbershops.
The place is clean, it’s got character, and there’s just something about it, man. You sit in that chair and you know—you know—this guy’s gonna give you a haircut you can take to the end zone. Jarred? That dude’s a first-ballot Hall of Fame barber in my book.
Highly recommend it, man. You want a fade that’s elite? Go see Jarred. That guy’s got the playbook for...
Read moreAwful. Called yesterday to make an appointment for today for my son. The guy who answered said just to walk in that there would be plenty of barbers on. I again said, can I give you my name and a time we will be in. He said it wouldn’t be necessary. Well... went in this afternoon and waited 1.5 hrs and not one single person approached us. Not a hello or anything. Others came in after us and walked right up to a chair. I should have said something after awhile but hello... this is your business and it’s not that big of a place that you clearly didn’t see me with 3 kids there. Needless to say, we left and didn’t get a haircut. We have been coming here for a number of years but today was...
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