Microsoft Studio X — Local services in Redmond

Help me! I've been lost here for days. The minotaur tore my string to shreds and hunts me every minute. I keep finding other lost souls, domed as I am to wander. I can't communicate with them, however. They speak some sort of code. "Java sucks," and "process reports" and some tell of a swarm of bugs that I fear will eat me should I not make it out of here. Do not enter this place. You will be lost with naught to do your time but wonder what the cruel architect is devising from atop his volcano keep. Run as I should have!...

I don't work here so idk how meaningful this review will be to you. The layout of the building is weird. Literally the are some offices hidden in corners and a forked hallway with a pillar smack dab in the middle of the fork. There's also no windows. On the bright side the girls bathroom was clean and came stocked with lotion and creams and other random goodies. Also the temperature was controlled at a good...

Iam still a little bit unsure what this is, also a little confused. 1 thing i do know is it looks really cool and very interesting. I can tell that there is alot of cool looking smart people on here, so i figured i would make a post. Let me know whats going on when u guys...