​​Miami Eats | A Lazy Foodie’s Guide​​ 🌴🍽️

📍 ​​Why This List?​​ For when you ​​plan 10 restaurants​​ but end up ​​eating 3 between beach naps​​—no regrets! ​​🍽️ The Shortlist​​ (What We Actually Ate) ​​1️⃣ CVI.CHE 105 (South Beach)​​ 🌟🌟🌟 📍 Peruvian | 💰 ​​$50/person​​ ​​Hit​​: ​​Seafood rice​​ (shrimp + scallops + mussels). ​​Miss​​: Octopus legs (​​too chewy​​). ​​Quirk​​: Menu in ​​Spanish only​​ (Google Translate saves lives). ​​2️⃣ B Bistro + Bakery​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟 📍 Brunch | 💰 ​​$25/person​​ ​​Must-Order​​: ​​Crab Benedict​​ (runny eggs + fresh crab). ​​Skip​​: Strawberry croissant (​​sugar bomb​​). ​​Vibe​​: ​​Parisian patio​​ (but with Miami humidity). ​​3️⃣ Cortadito Coffee​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟 📍 Cuban caffeine | 💰 ​​$6/coffee​​ ​​Star Drink​​: ​​Tres Leches Latte​​ (liquid dessert). ​​Snack​​: Beef empanada (​​crispy + spicy​​). ​​🌊 What We Skipped​​ (Next Time…) ​​Joe’s Stone Crab​​: Lines = longer than flight to Miami. ​​Versailles​​: Cuban sandwiches (​​saved for hangover day​​). ​​💡 Pro Tips​​ ✔ ​​CVI.CHE​​: Order ​​ceviche + rice​​ (skip the octopus). ✔ ​​Brunch Timing​​: ​​10 AM​​ = no wait (after 11 = chaos). ✔ ​​Coffee Hack​​: Ask for ​​half-sweet​​ tres leches latte. ​​#MiamiMinimalist #BeachOverBrunch #NoLinesNoProblem​