​​Miami Hype Restaurants | Brutally Honest Reviews​​ 🌴🍽️

📍 ​​Why This List?​​ From ​​overrated buffets​​ to ​​hidden gems​​, here’s what’s actually worth your time (and $$$). ​​🍽️ Restaurant Rankings​​ (1-5 Stars) ​​✅ Worth It​​ ​​1️⃣ Cajun Boil Brickell​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ​​Order​​: Combo bag (​​medium spice​​) + garlic noodles + gator bites. ​​Truth​​: Best ​​Cajun seafood​​ in Miami (no contest). ​​2️⃣ Versailles​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟 ​​Must-Eat​​: Braised oxtail (​​fall-off-the-bone​​) + ​​no-fuss Cuban coffee​​. ​​3️⃣ Ceviche 105​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟 ​​Hit List​​: Grilled octopus + ​​lomo saltado​​ (Peruvian stir-fry). ​​4️⃣ Smoothie Bay (Key West)​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ​​Drink​​: Pineapple smoothie (​​$12​​, but Insta gold). ​​⚠️ Meh​​ ​​5️⃣ Mango’s Tropical Cafe​​ 🌟🌟🌟 ​​Vibe​​: Loud + ​​$60 min spend​​ (go for ​​mojitos only​​). ​​6️⃣ Nikki Beach​​ 🌟🌟 ​​Skip​​: Weekend buffet (​​$85 for sad salads​​). ​​🚫 Avoid​​ ​​7️⃣ Azucar Ice Cream​​ 🌟 ​​Why?​​: Sugar bomb + ​​chunky fruit bits​​ (texture nightmare). ​​8️⃣ Dior Café​​ 🌟🌟 ​​Truth​​: ​​$25 cakes​​ taste like cardboard (only for ​​aesthetic pics​​). ​​💡 Pro Tips​​ ✔ ​​Cajun Boil​​: Order ​​extra Cajun butter​​ (for noodle-dipping). ✔ ​​Versailles​​: Go at ​​3 PM​​—no line for oxtail. ✔ ​​Key West​​: ​​Stinkin Crawfish​​ > Mango’s for seafood. ​​#MiamiHypeCheck #SkipTheBuffet #RealFoodOnly​