Sri Lanka Travel Guide: The Ultimate Red & Black List ⚡️
🌟 RED LIST (Must-Do!) 🌟 1️⃣ Coastal Train Ride 🚂 The iconic "Spirited Away" train along the Indian Ocean—hang off the doors for epic sea breezes! Tip: Best stretch is Mount Lavinia → Colombo Fort (20 mins, ~$0.50!). 2️⃣ Pinnawala Elephant Orphanage 🐘 Feed and bathe rescued elephants! (Watch out for sneaky trunks—they love stealing your fruit! 😂) 3️⃣ Stilt Fishermen 🎣 500 LKR to photograph these legendary fishermen 4️⃣ Sigiriya Lion Rock 🏞️ Climb the 5th-century "Sky Palace"—stop halfway for the ancient frescoes if the summit’s too steep! 🌿 YELLOW LIST (Meh...) 🌿 1️⃣ Galle Fort 🌇 Pretty Dutch-colonial streets, but overcrowded. Skip if short on time. 2️⃣ Temple of the Tooth 🏯 Sacred? Yes. Breathtaking? No. Barefoot walks on hot pavement test your devotion. ⚠️ BLACK LIST (Avoid!) ⚠️ 1️⃣ "Spice Gardens" 🌿 Scam alert! Overpriced oils ($10 for "magic" cinnamon oil? Nope.). 2️⃣ Pink Post Office & Mosque 🕌 Not actually pink. Just a dusty salmon tint. IG vs. reality at its worst. Final Tip: Sri Lanka is 90% amazing, 10% tourist traps—plan wisely! ✨ #SriLankaTravel #WhatToSkip #HiddenGems #EpicAdventures