🛍️ 4 Hours in Regina’s Biggest Mall: A Survival Story

When your ride bails and you’re trapped in Cornwall Centre for 4.5 hours, here’s what goes down: 🌆 First Impressions • Downtown vibes: Druggies zoning out on sidewalks 🚬… but mall security keeps it mostly PG inside. • Size shock: Tiny for a "biggest mall" – two floors of meh (RIP West Edmonton Mall dreams). 👗 The Shopping "Adventure" • Ghost town alert: 30% stores empty (even H&M felt abandoned 👻). • Bath & Body Works: "Ooooh winter cranberry!" → "My nose is broken now" in 10 mins 🕯️🤢 Left smelling like a walking Yankee Candle. 🍜 Food Court Saves the Day • Thai beef noodles: Shockingly delicious (Regina’s only win today). • Gong Cha trauma: My Canadian friend’s first solo milk tea order – "Where are my pearls?!" 😱 (Cue existential crisis over tiny straw.) 🛋️ Desperate Measures • Furniture store couch takeover: Sales staff "helped" us every 2 mins (zero other customers = we were the entertainment). • $3 claw machine scam: Failed to grab even one sad plushie (highway robbery!). Final Verdict: "It’s no Mall of America… but for Regina? We’ll take it." 🙃 #ReginaMallLife #CanadianRetailTherapy #MallRatDiaries #BubbleTeaDrama