⛳️ Trump National Golf Club | Where the Pacific Steals the Show

"When 18 fairways zigzag along ocean cliffs, this isn't golf—it's nature's most luxurious immersive theater." 🌊 A Three-Act Spectacle Act 1: Cliffside Thrills • Hole 15 tee box: 200-foot vertical drop (grip tightening optional) • Hole 7 green: Waves shattering into diamond dust 100ft below Act 2: Ecological Wonders ✓ Jan-Mar: Gray whale migration as moving hazards ✓ May 10AM: The 5-minute magic when sea fog lifts (swing fast!) Act 3: Celebrity Whispers • Locker room engraving: "J.Bieber 2022" • Caddies gossip: "Musk lost 3 boxes of balls here last week" 👗 Golf Fashion Week • Windproof kit: Lululemon Define jacket + tied cap (tested in 30mph gusts) • Color hack: Coral pink polo = slimming filter against emerald fairways 💎 The Secret VIP Package $350 gets you: ✓ Tom Ford soap to wash away bunker shame ✓ Honma demo club worth more than your car ✓ Lifetime "I lost balls at Trump LA" bragging rights #UltimateCliffsideGolf