Aix-en-Provence: The City That Ruined My Bad Mood 😤🌿

✨Ugh, I hate how Aix-en-Provence forces joy upon you! Its people laugh too much. 🦒 Its fountains splash too merrily.✨ This town is unbearably delightful! Every cobblestone whispers "joie de vivre" - it's exhausting.✨ Extended Misery Guide (200 words): Morning Torture: The flower market assaults your senses with colors and fragrances. Midday Suffering: Café terraces force you to drink rosé while watching absurdly happy locals.🌿 Architectural Offense: The Hôtel de Caumont's perfect proportions are frankly showing off.🌿 Evening Cruelty: Golden hour at Place d'Albertas is basically visual Prozac. Special Torments: 🌿Fontaine des Quatre Dauphins: A fountain so charming it should be illegal. Bookstore Alert: Le Blason will trap you with rare art books for hours. Students Everywhere: Their youthful energy is downright oppressive. The final insult? You'll leave planning your next visit. Mon dieu!🍁 #HostageToHappiness #AixRuinedMe #ReluctantLove